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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Clowns On Velvet
Lyrics for Album: Thing-Fish [1984]



THING-FISH:(contd.)

Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call

LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!



QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-

deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...(since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafucker's hair spray!)



Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry,

QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress

look to him like a dream come true...specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.



'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif, de bell-boy

(who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey...an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.



THING-FISH:(contd.)

Les' meet de lil' sucker now, while he's still young...'cause, 'fo y'all knows it,

he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA ...'n, by dat

time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD!


Album Lyrics: Thing-Fish [1984]


Frank Zappa
"Thing-Fish [1984]"


1. Mammy Nuns
2. Harry & Rhonda
3. Galoot Up-Date
4. The 'Torchum' Never Stops
5. That evil prince
6. You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
7. Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
8. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
9. Clowns On Velvet
10. Harry-As-A-Boy
11. The Massive Improve'lence
12. Artificial Rhonda
13. The Crab-Grass Baby
14. The White Boy Troubles
15. No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
16. Briefcase Boogie
17. Wistful With A Fist-Full
18. Drop dead
19. Won Ton On