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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Artificial Rhonda
Lyrics for Album: Thing-Fish [1984]



THING-FISH:

Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!



HARRY-AS-A-BOY:

Hey, good-lookin'!



THING-FISH:

See! I told ya!



HARRY-AS-A-BOY:

May I have this dance?



THING-FISH:

Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!



HARRY-AS-A-BOY:

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?



THING-FISH:

YOW!



HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing)

I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is

A-R-T-I

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don't be shy!

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie



Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face

I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!

Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack

'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!

And her name is

A-R-T-I

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don'


Album Lyrics: Thing-Fish [1984]


Frank Zappa
"Thing-Fish [1984]"


1. Mammy Nuns
2. Harry & Rhonda
3. Galoot Up-Date
4. The 'Torchum' Never Stops
5. That evil prince
6. You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
7. Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
8. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
9. Clowns On Velvet
10. Harry-As-A-Boy
11. The Massive Improve'lence
12. Artificial Rhonda
13. The Crab-Grass Baby
14. The White Boy Troubles
15. No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
16. Briefcase Boogie
17. Wistful With A Fist-Full
18. Drop dead
19. Won Ton On