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Artist/Band: Allan Sherman
Lyrics for Song: Dodgin' The Draft
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Allan Sherman



First you tell your draft board you're hooked on dope.

You don't need the army 'cause you've seen Bob Hope.

Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose.

Tell 'em your fiancee's name is Bruce.



When they ask about your schooling, then you say

That you studied under Cassius Clay.

Then put some lipstick on when you're photographed,

And that's what they call dodging the draft!



Then you show the captain a note from mom,

Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb.

When he takes your family history, state with pride,

"Benedict Arnold was on my father's side."



He'll hand you an IQ test, just look at it with gloom,

Then fold it like an airplane and sail it 'cross the room.

If they believe you don't kow your fore from your aft,

That's what I call...shirking your military responsibiity.



Clump around the floor like your feet are flat.

When they ask about your hearing, just say,

"How's that?"

If the sergeant wants a cigarette, treat him right,

Set fire to your draft card, and offer him a light.



When you see the eye chart, don't worry at all.

Say, "I'll be glad to read it, just point me to the wall."

And if the draftboard acts in it's usual way,

You'll be what I call 1-A.


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman
"Other Songs - Allan Sherman"


1. Al N Yetta
2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
3. Automation
4. Barry Is The Babys Name
5. Bye Bye Blumberg
6. Call Me
7. Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah)
8. Dodgin' The Draft
9. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
10. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
11. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
12. Hail To Thee Fat Person
13. Harvey And Sheila
14. Headaches
15. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
16. Heres To The Crabgrass
17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
18. I Cant Dance
19. If I Were A Tishman
20. J C Cohen
21. My Son, The Vampire
22. Night And Day (With Punctuation Marks)
23. No Ones Perfect
24. Oh Boy
25. Rat Fink
26. Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
27. Shine On Harvey Bloom
28. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
29. Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
30. Smog Gets In Your Eyes
31. Taking Lessons
32. That Old Back Scratcher
33. The Bronx Bird Watcher
34. The Dropouts March
35. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
36. The Learner's Brassiere
37. The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March
38. Westchester Hadassah
39. When I Was A Lad
40. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
41. You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
42. Your Mothers Here To Stay
43. Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
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