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Artist/Band: Allan Sherman
Lyrics for Song: No Ones Perfect
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Allan Sherman



+No One's Perfect

We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups

all over the world.

When the Norman Luboff Chorus

Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this)

Every single note is gorgeous,

But they sometimes miss.

No one's perfect, no one's perfect, no one's perfect, and

That includes Fred Waring and His Pennsylvanians, and The Ray Charles

Singers who were made famous by their frequent appearances on The

Perry Como Show, and The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and The Robert

Shaw Chorale.

When the chorus sings behind you,

All they do is hum (hum)



Every hum is like an angel,

Then one hum goes bumm!

Far above the other singers,

In the treble clef,

A soprano sings in B flat,

But the key is F.

No one's perfect, no one's perfect,

We have learned tonight,

So you'll be astounded,

When we hit this last note right.


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman
"Other Songs - Allan Sherman"


1. Al N Yetta
2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
3. Automation
4. Barry Is The Babys Name
5. Bye Bye Blumberg
6. Call Me
7. Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah)
8. Dodgin' The Draft
9. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
10. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
11. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
12. Hail To Thee Fat Person
13. Harvey And Sheila
14. Headaches
15. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
16. Heres To The Crabgrass
17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
18. I Cant Dance
19. If I Were A Tishman
20. J C Cohen
21. My Son, The Vampire
22. Night And Day (With Punctuation Marks)
23. No Ones Perfect
24. Oh Boy
25. Rat Fink
26. Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
27. Shine On Harvey Bloom
28. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
29. Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
30. Smog Gets In Your Eyes
31. Taking Lessons
32. That Old Back Scratcher
33. The Bronx Bird Watcher
34. The Dropouts March
35. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
36. The Learner's Brassiere
37. The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March
38. Westchester Hadassah
39. When I Was A Lad
40. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
41. You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
42. Your Mothers Here To Stay
43. Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me