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Artist/Band: Allan Sherman
Lyrics for Song: That Old Back Scratcher
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Allan Sherman



That old back scratcher has me in its spell,

That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.

Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,

The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.

You tame that tingle when I'm all alone;

For I am single, so, to itch his own.



So down and down you go,

Around and around and around you go;

Scratching my unreachable zone.



I should throw you away,

But I never do;

I must give in to itchy skin.

A skin with such a burning desire;

When I'm scratching low,

The itching gets higher.



Oh, you're the scrubber that placated me,

That chased each place that irritated me;

And then, last night, you broke my heart.

Because I sat down on you,

Two hundred pounds on you,

Then, snap, crack,

Everything just went black

My wonderful old back scratcher fell apart.



Yes, you broke in half,

And now you're too short;

I tried Scotch tape as a last resort.

But with Scotch tape it wasn't the same;

The thrill that was wild is suddenly tame.



But, Old Man Sorrow will not get me down;

I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown.

For I must follow Heaven's plan:

Around and around I'll go,

Through Chinatown I'll go,

Hoping to find another one just like you,

An old Chinese back scratcher made in Japan!


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman
"Other Songs - Allan Sherman"


1. Al N Yetta
2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
3. Automation
4. Barry Is The Babys Name
5. Bye Bye Blumberg
6. Call Me
7. Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah)
8. Dodgin' The Draft
9. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
10. Go To Sleep, Paul Revere!
11. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
12. Hail To Thee Fat Person
13. Harvey And Sheila
14. Headaches
15. Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
16. Heres To The Crabgrass
17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
18. I Cant Dance
19. If I Were A Tishman
20. J C Cohen
21. My Son, The Vampire
22. Night And Day (With Punctuation Marks)
23. No Ones Perfect
24. Oh Boy
25. Rat Fink
26. Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
27. Shine On Harvey Bloom
28. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
29. Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
30. Smog Gets In Your Eyes
31. Taking Lessons
32. That Old Back Scratcher
33. The Bronx Bird Watcher
34. The Dropouts March
35. The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
36. The Learner's Brassiere
37. The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March
38. Westchester Hadassah
39. When I Was A Lad
40. Wont You Come Home Disraeli
41. You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
42. Your Mothers Here To Stay
43. Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
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