Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me 
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
  
               
  12505>Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
  When I wake up every morn
  And I marvel at how great I've been
  Since the day that I was born
 
 
  I've made so many albums
  I've run out of things to name 'em
  My fans all want to be like me
  And really, who can blame 'em
 
 
  Teenage groupies all surround me
  I guess I know why
  No one else can match my charm
  Why do they even try
 
 
  All the girls in college
  Turned me down for other fellas
  But I know why, it seems to me
  They're just insanely jealous
  Who wouldn't be
 
 
  Some people call it self-indulgence
  But they just don't understand
  That it's hard to be too humble
  When you know that you're so grand
 
 
  And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
  I just want you to see
  That I've never met a person
  Who's as wonderful as me
 
 
  Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
  And I'm certainly not conceited
  But anyone trying to match my wits
  Is very soon defeated
 
 
  I'm a marvellous human being
  I'm just one big hunk of man
  Sometimes I have to marvel
  At how very great I am
 
 
  Some people call it self-indulgence
  But they just don't understand
  That it's hard to be too humble
  When you know that you're so grand
 
 
  And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
  I just want you to see
  That I've never met a person
  Who's as marvellous, spectacular
  Fantastic and terrific
  And so very great and wonderful as me
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