Artist/Band:
Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: You're Pitiful
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
My life is brilliant
What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or
Keep going? okay
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic, You're always broke
Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you!
Well you just can't dance, and forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants
But you'll always have a job, well I mean
as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed eating chips off your chest
while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser!
You're pitiful, you're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're forty two!
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
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