Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Pigeons 
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
  
               
  9405>Pigeons are such reprehensible things
  Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings
  They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing
  Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming
  But still they fulfill an invaluable need
  They give old men on park benches something to feed
 
 
  In return for this honor, all they ask is that you
  Allow them to soil the occasional statue
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