Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Dead Car Battery Blues 
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
  
               
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  Well I, can't go to the park
 I can't go to work
 I can't do nothin'
 I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
  How come I always lose
 My car has blown a fuse
 Oh yeah
 I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
 And the dead car battery blues
  You know, can't visit my girlfriend
 I can't go to school
 I can't go anywhere
 Gotta stay in my room like a fool
  'Cause I got grease in my hair
 My Belvedere's in disrepair
 Oh yeah
 I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
 And the dead car battery blues
  So I, went to see my mechanic
 He said, "Okay, now what is wrong"
 I told him my car wouldn't start
 He said, "This shouldn't take very long"
  So he replaced all my plugs and my points
 And he looked at my carburetor
 He took out my engine and turned it around
 And then seventeen hours later
  He looked at my headlights and said
 "Son, how long have these things been on"
 I told him, "Oh, about three or four weeks"
 He said, "Buddy, I know what's wrong"
 "But I hate to be the one to give you the news"
 "You got the dead car battery blues"
  So now I, can't go to my office
 Can't work on my job
 I might as well lock myself up in my room
 And live my life like a slob
  How come I always lose
 My Belvedere has blown a fuse
 Oh yeah
 I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
 And the dead car battery blues
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