Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: The Devil Went Down To Jamaica 
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
  
               
  11885>the devil went to jamaica
  he was lookin' to sell some weed
  he was doin' fine
  they were standin' in line
  it was excellent weed indeed
  when he came across a young man
  who was likewise peddelin' pot
  and the devil slid down the beach to the kid
  and said "boy lemme tell you what"
  i guess you kinda figured i'm a reefer head of course
  and after all this time
  i guess that i'm
  a connoisseur of sorts
  now your stuff smells ok
  but this could tranquilize a horse
  i'll bet a million in cash
  against your stash
  coz i think mine's better than yours
  the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet"
  one hit of this grass
  will kick your ass
  you got yourself a bet
  johnny roll a ball of hash
  and make sure it's the bomb
  coz the devil's got the kind of stuff
  they smoked in vietnam
  you'll get a million smackaroo's
  in cash if you cash if you can cook,
  but if you can't devil'll get your dope
  the devil packed a bong
 
 
  with a little acapulco gold
  and resin flew from his fingertips
  as he fired up his bowl
  he filled that chamber all the way
  and he took a mighty hit
  as they passed it back and forth
  it gave'em both a coughin' fit
  when the bowl was finished johnny said
  "hey man that stuff was great"
  but fill your lungs with some of this
  and prepare to vegetate
  cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane
  the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain
  zig zag filled with a diggity dang
  hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank
  the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
  and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned.
  johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"
  i done told you once you son of a bitch,
  mine's the best there ever was
  then they
  fired up doobies one by one,
  ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done
  green as a bullfrog,
  sticky as glue
  granted you'll get high,
  yes i do
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