SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 410276 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts Modern Site VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists Art Paul Schlosser Album Lyrics: Be My Valentine Art Paul Schlosser "Be My Valentine" 1. 4 2. 4 Again 3. 5 4. Ain't It Great 5. At The Elvis Concert 6. Be My Valentine 7. Beach Old Lady 8. Beach Old Lady Revisited 9. Cat/horse Joke 10. Commercial 11. Get The Lord Known (In Your Heart,Yeah) 12. I Like My Mother 13. I'm Blue 14. Kum Ba Ya 15. Letz Danze 16. Never Grow Up 17. O'when The Saints (Go Marching In) 18. Ordinary Blues 19. Please Mr Policeman 20. Red Hat Blues 21. Rosy The Vampira 22. Scary Techno Song #5006 23. Setting Off The Alarm 24. She's A Slow Walker 25. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard 26. Sound Bite 27. Sound Bite II 28. Sound Bite III 29. The Filler Song 30. The Grocery Store Incident 31. The Robbery 32. Yeah 33. Yes-You Caught Me 34. You Can Leave 35. You're Gonna Die Album Lyrics: Do You Want To Walk On Water Art Paul Schlosser "Do You Want To Walk On Water" 1. A Few Words About Jesus 2. Chilly Winds That Blow From Up North 3. Do You Want To Walk On Water 4. Eat Nutritiously 5. End Times Poetry 6. Farther Along 7. He Died On A Cross For Me 8. He Is Coming 9. Help Me Have More Compassion Lord 10. Help Me Trust You Lord 11. His Grace Is Sufficient For You 12. I Love You Said She 13. I've Got A Reason To Live 14. It's Jesus In Me 15. Jesus Blues 16. Jesus Is My Savior 17. Jesus Is My Valentine 18. Jesus Loves Me This I Know 19. Love & Be Kind 20. Magnify The Lord With All Your Heart 21. Make A Joyful Noise 22. My Sheep Follow Me 23. One Song Jesus 24. Praise The Lord 25. Ride His Joyful Ride 26. Sometimes A Man He Don't Get What He Wants 27. The Airplane Story 28. The Harp Player 29. The Harp Player Again 30. The King Is Coming 31. The Kingdom Of God First 32. The Lord Rap 33. The Playground Of The King 34. There's Jazz Around The Corner 35. They Thought He Was A Wiseman 36. Wait Patiently 37. When Is Jesus Coming 38. You're Empty Inside Album Lyrics: F.A.W.M. (February Album Writing Month) [2008] Art Paul Schlosser "F.A.W.M. (February Album Writing Month) [2008]" 1. Cat's Making Noises 2. Coming To Your Town 3. Gary 4. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food 5. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food II 6. Invisible Blues 7. It's A Snow Day! 8. It's February Album Writing Month 9. Oh For One More Visit With My Aunt And Uncles On The Farm 10. Put Some Cheese On It 11. Start Over 12. The Cooking Song 13. The End Is The Beginning 14. The Turtle Rabbit Dilemma 15. There's Too Many Too Many Too Many Good Meal Blues 16. Vitamin C 17. Writer's Block 18. You've Got To Have Some Butter Album Lyrics: Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy Art Paul Schlosser "Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy" 1. 30 Over The Edge At 29 2. Acappella 3. Alice 4. Bye Bye Ba-Baby 5. C.A.R.E. 6. Christine - Kristine 7. F.R.I.E.N.D. 8. God Is Great 9. Happy Birthday 10. Happy New Year 11. He Recycles Cans 12. Hi, How Are You 13. I Will Come To The Wedding 14. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids 15. Infinite 16. Interesting 17. Jesus Is The Answer 18. Jesus Loves Cowboys Too 19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs 20. Larry Lightning 21. Lemonade 22. No Shoe Blues 23. Pollution Blues 24. Rock Of Salvation 25. Scream 26. Send Me A Kiss 27. Smile Be Happy 28. The Character Inside 29. The Elephant Song 30. There's A Bear In The Barn, Mrs. Jones . 31. Today's Dream 32. Vegetables Album Lyrics: I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes Art Paul Schlosser "I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes" 1. 3-6 Headed 2. 99-99 3. Confindently Sincerely Forever Goodbye (It's really:If you knew me) 4. Exaggeration 5. Greene 6. I Bet On The Packers 7. I Know 8. I Married An Irish Lassy 9. I Met A Snowwoman 10. Jesus Has Given Me You 11. Just a Pest(It's really: Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye) 12. Monument To Nothing 13. My Mother Is Reading A Book 14. My New Year's Resolution 15. Oh! 16. Roses Blood Red 17. Santa's In Jail 18. Spring 19. Super Duper Loud NOIZE 20. Taco Green Paste On Cardboard(Also includes: The Food is Really Cool) 21. The Food Is Cool(It's really Won't It Feel Good) 22. The Joy Of Snow 23. Train 24. Won't It Feel Good (It's really: Just a Pest) 25. You Better Watch This 26. You Don't Always Get What Your Due 27. You Don't Gotta Die 28. Your Car Is A Ufo Album Lyrics: I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser "I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser" 1. Are You Dumb Enough(To Be Her Man) 2. As Stars Come Out 3. Corp. Greed 4. Door Bell I 5. Door Bell II 6. Everytime You Go Away 7. Harmonica Broke 8. Have I Got A Real Good Deal For You 9. Heaven Rag 10. I Hate War 11. I Just Made It Up 12. I'm A Prince 13. I'm Happy You're Back 14. Madison 15. Please ! Don't Blow Me Up 16. Red Red Red-Blue Rain 17. She Is A Butterfly Of The Lord 18. She Keeps Coming Back, Coming Back 19. The Busy Day Begins 20. The Lord Is There 21. The Mark Of The Beast 22. Tuna Casserole Rag 23. Undertaker 24. Video Games 25. What! 26. You're Getting Wet Album Lyrics: Leftovers [2008] Art Paul Schlosser "Leftovers [2008]" 1. A,A7, & Am 2. Good Morning Good Morning 3. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version) 4. I've Been Working On The Railroad 5. It's Spring Time In Antarctica 6. Leftovers (Can't Eat It) 7. Let's Make Up Some Words 8. Mamas Don't Let Yourbabies Grow Up To Be Star Trek-Kiesorscifi Fanboys 9. Moving Days Song 10. Oh Susanna 11. Sing More/talk Less 12. Take Me Out Of The Army With Robert W. Monthey 13. Take Me Out To The Ball Game 14. The Cows At The Zoo 15. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!) 16. The Republican Song (Banjo Version) 17. The Republican Song (Guitar Version) 18. Walmart Sellout Song 19. You Are My Sunshine Album Lyrics: Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment Art Paul Schlosser "Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment" 1. 99-99 (Live At The Club De Wash) 2. Cheddar Cheese (Live At The Club De Wash) 3. Disco Cleopatra 4. Drink Milk Rap (Live At The Club De Wash) 5. European Girls (Live At The Club De Wash) 6. Hi, How Are You (Live At The Club De Wash) 7. I Bet On The Packers (Live At The Club De Wash) 8. I Want To Be Madonna (Live At The Club De Wash) 9. Jesus Took Away My Drugs (Live At The Club De Wash) 10. Maybe You Think We're Weird 11. Moo Moo Mania (Live At The Club De Wash) 12. My Bicycle (Live) 13. My Cat Was Taking A Bath (Live At The Club De Wash) 14. My Mom Is A Giraffe 15. No Shoe Blues (Live At Club Dewash) 16. Pink Pants (Live At The Club De Wash) 17. Pizza Growl 18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live At The Club De Wash) 19. Scream(Live At The Club DeWash) 20. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard (Live At The Club De Wash) 21. Why Blow The Place Up 22. Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie-O (Live At The Club De Wash) Album Lyrics: Live At The Hog Art Paul Schlosser "Live At The Hog" 1. 30 Over The Edge At 29 (Live) 2. A Dream Come True (Live) 3. Amazing Grace (Live) 4. Blowing In The Wind & Going Down The Road Feeling Good 5. Cow T-Shirt Jingle (Live) 6. Happy Birthday (Live) 7. Hi, How Are You (Live) 8. I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants 9. I Will Come To The Wedding (Live) 10. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids (Live) 11. I've Got The Blues (Live) 12. If It Could Be You 13. Intro & Oh Susanna 14. Larry Lightning (Live) 15. Lemonade(Live) 16. Love Me Do (With Kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine 17. No Shoe Blues (Live) 18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live) 19. Scream (Live) 20. The Latest Elvis Imitator (Live) 21. Vegetables (Live) 22. Waltz With Me Wanda (Live) 23. Worst Restaurant (Live) Album Lyrics: Living In A Materialistic World Art Paul Schlosser "Living In A Materialistic World" 1. Congestion 2. Does This Sound Familiar 3. Heart Attach 4. Hope You Don't Get Divorced 5. Hurry! Stores Are Closing! 6. I'm On Your Radio 7. I'm Text Messaging 8. I've Got A Guitar 9. Prom Date 10. She Is Talking On The Phone 11. Slap Jazz Album Lyrics: My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs Art Paul Schlosser "My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs" 1. A Flower Grew 2. Funky Funky 3. Garbage Rap 4. Hand Hand Shake Shake Shake 5. I Need You & You Need Me 6. I Want You To Marry Me 7. I've Got The Blues/then You've Got The Blues/more Of I've Got The Blue 8. Jesus Is The Joy When You've Got The Blues 9. Let's Go Throw The Frisbee 10. My Bicycle 11. My Daddy Wore A Raccoon Hat 12. Never Go On A Date With A Thief 13. Shortest & Even Shorter 14. Thorn In The Flesh 15. We Will Still Be Friends 16. Yippy Yippy Yippy Yippy-O Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser "Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser" 1. 1st Church Of Beatlemania 2. A Dream Come True(The Electric Keyboard Version) 3. Angeline (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm) 4. Darling I'm In Love, But 5. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul) 6. Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair 7. I Don't Want To Find Waldo(The Electric Keyboard Version) 8. I Like My Mother (The Electric Keyboard Version) 9. I'm Gonna Love You Forever 10. Letz Danze (Live From Wort 89.9 Fm) 11. Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy 12. Maybe You Think I'm Weird(The Electric Keyboard Version) 13. Misery Loves Company On Guitar 14. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(The Electric Keyboard Version) 15. Ode To Taylor Swift 16. Passing The Buck (With A Whistle) 17. Pink Pants (The Electric Keyboard Version) 18. Politics Sucks Blues (with juice harp) 19. Purple Bananas On The Moon(The Electric Keyboard Version) 20. Rock Of Salvation 21. Ron Dayne 22. Santa Claus Twist(Ukulele Style) 23. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm) 24. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard 25. The One Chord Song (The Electric Keyboard Version) 26. Your Music's Too Loud (With An Electric Guitar) 27. A,A7, & Am 28. Good Morning Good Morning 29. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version) 30. I've Been Working On The Railroad 31. It's Spring Time In Antarctica 32. Leftovers (Can't Eat It) 33. Moving Days Song 34. Sing More/talk Less 35. Take Me Out To The Ball Game 36. The Cows At The Zoo 37. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!) 38. The Republican Song (Guitar Version) 39. Brett Favre 40. Buy Her A Flower 41. Call On Jesus feat. Brother Michael 42. Does Your Bed Post Lose It's Flavor 43. Generic Sports Team Song 44. Google 45. Kiss Me I'm Not Irish 46. Popcorn 47. She's A Gangster 48. Show Me Your Crazy Legs 49. The Bob Song 50. The World Isn't Gonna End Instantly 51. Up The Ladder Down 52. White Shirt 53. You're Pretty When You're Wet 54. Your Brain 55. U're The Best 56. 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster 57. 9 Ladies That Rhyme 58. Are You A Werewolf 59. Get Excited (Feat. Ted Knowle & Christy Martinson) 60. I Bet You've Got A Smile 61. I Don't Want A Gun 62. I Like Them All 63. I Like Your Dress 64. I Like Your Hat 65. I Love Jesus 66. I Love U (Version X) 67. I Want To See Your Tattoo 68. I'm A Caveman Baby 69. No Woman No Fries 70. Read A Book 71. Revolution Dance 72. Rn't You Glad 73. Scott Walker Is A Pirate 74. Scott Walker Loves You 75. Sharks 76. Sprinkles On My Donut 77. Testify 78. The Last Track 79. We Need A Government With Love 80. Donald Driver 81. I Don't Care 82. Tiger Woods Album Lyrics: Reinventing Myself Art Paul Schlosser "Reinventing Myself" 1. A Dream Come True 2. Bless The Lord Always 3. Christian - Kristine(The Electric Keyboard Version) 4. Church Bell Lametation No. 1 5. Have A Peanut Buttersandwich 6. Hey Let's Talk 7. Hi Low 8. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy(The Electric Keyboard Version) 9. I Can't Breath No More 10. I Want To Be Madonna (The Electric Keyboard Version) 11. I'm Not Living For My Funeral 12. Intro To: I'm Not Living For My Funeral 13. Intro To: Keep Going 14. Intro To: Why Should The Poor Always Play Free 15. Is That Linda 16. John Chapter 8 17. Keep Going 18. My Grace Is Sufficient For You 19. My Horse Only Came In Show 20. Reinventing Myself 21. Smokin' Blues 22. Tail Tale 23. The Traffic's Really Bad Here 24. The Whispering Song 25. They're Coming To Get You 26. W.W.J.D. 27. Why Should The Poor Always Play Free Album Lyrics: Scum Always Rises To The Top Art Paul Schlosser "Scum Always Rises To The Top" 1. A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair 2. Amazing Grace 3. Are You Over Me 4. Are You Ready 5. Different 6. Everybody's Doing It 7. Hungry Man Blues 8. Hymn 1001 9. I Don't Want To Buy 10. I'm Not Begging 11. In The Silence Of The Room 12. Interesting No. 3 13. Intro To A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair 14. Intro To I Don't Want To Buy 15. It Takes A Whole World 16. Marilyn 17. My Pit Bull 18. Praise The Lord And Be Confident 19. Scum Always Rises At The Top 20. So What/You're Dead 21. Space Poem 22. Thank You for Your Critism 23. That's The Time To Talk 24. The Movie Is Over 25. The Parade Is Coming 26. Weather Man 27. What Are You Doing For The Lord 28. Why 29. Woman Blues 30. Yeah She'll Be My Honey 31. You Are A Rose 32. You Make Me Laugh 33. You Never Call Me Up Album Lyrics: Smile, Youre On Kandid Kamera Art Paul Schlosser "Smile, Youre On Kandid Kamera" 1. Amazing Grace(Jazz style with 7th chords added) 2. Are You A Tree Killer 3. Bass Song 4. Everybody 5. Go ! Badgers Go ! 6. God Is Watching You 7. I Got Dumped 8. I Heard You Just Had A Baby 9. I Love You 10. I Love You II 11. Mary Had A Little Lamb 12. Mocking Bird 13. Oh Mac Donald (With A Talking Dog) 14. Ron Dayne 15. She Wore Black 16. Smile You're On Kandid Kamera 17. The Back Street Boys(I Want To Kill Them) 18. The Imagination Factory 19. The Times They Are Changing Back 20. We Say I Love You 21. You've Got To Have A Koke 22. Your Life Is A Circle Album Lyrics: Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered Art Paul Schlosser "Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered" 1. Adam On The Juice Harp 2. Advice 3. Do You Wonder 4. Elvis Burger Joke 5. Hollywood Bell 6. I Don't Want To Be Cool 7. I Saw Her 8. I'm Glad We're Through(With A Rhythm Instrument Added) 9. I've Got The Blues(With Drums Added) 10. If I Kissed You 11. In Her Name With Love 12. Jesus Is The Joy If You Got The Blues (With Back Up Singing) 13. Just 3 Words 14. My Girl Friends So Old 15. My Rocking Chair Has No Arms Blues 16. Salesman 17. Scream! Live On Wort 89.9 Fm 18. She's So Cute 19. Slapple 20. Sound Check Song 21. Tom Dooley 22. You Don't Gotta 23. You're The Only Dandelion In My Whole World Live On Wort 89.9 Fm Album Lyrics: Songs I Recorded On The Phone Art Paul Schlosser "Songs I Recorded On The Phone" 1. 2 Seasons 2. Blue Grass 3. Car Won't Start (Regular Phone) 4. Car Won't Start (Speaker Phone) 5. Cheesie Valentine 6. Chocolate 7. Chocolate Candy 8. Forever & Forever Amen 9. Get The New Sappy Crooner Cd! 10. Halloween 11. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul Elvis Version) 12. Hey Hey I'm Not The Monkees 13. I Found A Costume I 14. I Found A Costume II 15. I Like Peace 16. I Praise The Lord Everyday 17. I Wanna Give You A Kiss (With Simon Peter) 18. I'm Floating My Boat By Simon Peter Schlosser 19. I've Got A Guitar I 20. I've Got A Guitar II 21. I've Got A Guitar III 22. I've Got A Guitar IV 23. I've Got A Superman T-Shirt 24. Knock Knock Joke 2 25. Knock Knock Joke I 26. Martin Luther King 27. Merry Christmas From Simon Peter 28. Merry Christmas Ya Ya Ya 29. Night Mirror (Regular Phone) 30. Night Mirror (Speaker Phone) 31. Plaid Christmas 32. Simon Peter Simon Peter 33. The Computer Is Thinking 34. Your Love Is The Sound Click In My Heart Album Lyrics: The Abcs Of Art Paul Schlossers World Art Paul Schlosser "The Abcs Of Art Paul Schlossers World" 1. Another Folk Song On The Radio 2. Body Odor Blues 3. Cow Pie 4. D 5. Eating Cheese 6. Free Bird 7. Generic Dedication Song 8. Hurry Up And Wait 9. Intro: Warning 10. Irs Is Coming To Town 11. Jukebox 12. Kazoo Boy 13. Let's Loiter 14. My Baby 15. No Beer At The Bar 16. On The Right 17. Play Something Special 18. Quiet 19. Rudolph The Robot 20. She's The Only Dandelion In My Whole World 21. This Is The Buddy Song 22. U're The Only U That U've Got 23. Vacuum Rap 24. Want To Be A Librarian 25. X-Mas Morgue 26. Yawning 27. Z Instrumental Album Lyrics: The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser "The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser" 1. A News Bulletin 2. Another Star Trek Sequel Blues 3. Are You Gullible 4. Choke Soda 5. Corn Joke 6. Dead Skunk Perfume 7. Drink Milk Rap 8. Girlfriend With A Car 9. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy 10. I Don't Want To Find Waldo 11. I Want A Date With The Menards Lady 12. I Want To Be Madonna 13. In The Cheap Rent District 14. Infinity 15. Just A Noise 16. Just A Pest 17. Kermit The Frog Aftershave 18. Klone Radio Station 19. Krud Radio Station 20. Maybe You Think I'm Weird 21. My Cat Was Taking A Bath 22. My Name Is Art 23. One Note 24. Pink Pants 25. Purple Bananas On The Moon 26. Santa Claus Twist 27. Santa Is Elvis 28. Scratch In The Record 29. Swatting A Fly 30. Thanksgiving Stuffing 31. The 1st Church Of Beatlemania 32. The Christmas Book Club 33. The Cow T-Shirt Jingle 34. The End 35. The Latest Elvis Imitator 36. The One Chord Song 37. The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote 38. The Worst Restaurant 39. They Won't Play This On Country Western Radio 40. This One's Even Shorter 41. Top 10 Reasons 42. Waltz With Me Wanda 43. Weird Radio Station 44. What Radio Station 45. 5 Album Lyrics: The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel) Art Paul Schlosser "The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)" 1. Brainwashed ! Album Lyrics: They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio Art Paul Schlosser "They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio" 1. 10 O'clock News 2. 2nd Coming Boogie 3. 3 Note Song 4. Angeline 5. Boyfriend's Mean(Ukulele Style) 6. Bye Bye Ba-Baby(Ukulele Style) 7. Heavy Metal Ukelele 8. Hi, How Are You(Ukulele Style) 9. I Like My Mother / Cockles And Mussels 10. I'm Just Another Lost Island In The Sea 11. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(Ukulele Style) 12. Neither Either, Or Nor 13. No One Recognizes Me Anymore 14. Purple Bananas (On The Moon)(Ukulele Style) 15. Red River Valley 16. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken 17. Silent Night I 18. Skip To My Lou 19. Tom Dooley I, Tom Dooley II 20. Venison Christmas / Silent Night II Album Lyrics: Untitled I And Untitled II Art Paul Schlosser "Untitled I And Untitled II" 1. 13 Reasons 2. A Bit Of Logic 3. A Poet I Am 4. About Things 5. At The 400 Bar 6. Ban The Klan 7. Because Of Jesus 8. Colors By Voice 9. Confession Of A Pinball Addict/non Alcoholic Dance Floor 10. Darling Darlene 11. Deception 12. Detox 13. European Girls 14. Hand Guns Illegal 15. Health News 16. High Low Guitar Version 17. I Am Me 18. I Don't Like To Argue 19. I Don't Really Know 20. I'm A Clutz 21. If I Must Die 22. Interesting No. 2 23. Is He For Real 24. Just For You 25. Kiss Me Darling (I've Got Aids) 26. Let's Pick Up The Pieces Again 27. Life Is Grand 28. Now That The War Is Over 29. Our Flag 30. Our Roof Leaks 31. This Brain I've Got 32. Time Goes So Fast 33. Trash Blues 34. We Don't Have To Have Sex 35. We Took A Pole 36. You Got To Be Cracked 37. Your Love & Friendship Album Lyrics: Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003] Art Paul Schlosser "Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]" 1. Baby 2. Be My Friend 3. Big Toes 4. Blunt 5. Boyfriend's Mean 6. Cheap Romance 7. Darling I'm In Love But! 8. Free Speech 9. How Do You Like My Pet 10. I Don't Have To Swear 11. I'm Blue Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo 12. In An Echo Of A Moment 13. It's Hell 14. John Chapter 9 15. Kurt Cobain 16. Love, Love, Love 17. Misery Loves Company 18. Needs More Money 19. Pizza 20. Police Rap 21. Punk Rock In The White House 22. Techno Ravioli 23. That's Right 24. The Sky Is Dead 25. The Worst Pie 26. There's Still Hope 27. Venison Christmas 28. Vote For Me, It's A Joke Again 29. Vote For Me/It's A Joke 30. You Draw Snakes Your Way, And I'll Draw Them My Way Album Lyrics: Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health Art Paul Schlosser "Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health" 1. Cabinet Making And Tying Your Shoes 2. Country Western Music 3. Dairy Farming On Mars 4. Don't Paint My Blues Blue 5. Going Down The Road Feeling Good 6. Help Me Help Me Jesus 7. Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob 8. Human Guinea Pig 9. I Hate Doing Dishes 10. I Hate Waiting In Line 11. I'm Glad It Was You 12. I'm Glad We're Through (Ha Ha Ha Ha) 13. Junk Mail 14. More Than You Know 15. Our Gardens In The Hall 16. Passing The Buck 17. Pirates 18. Politics Sucks Blues 19. Rejoice Blues 20. Screw My Head In A Light Bulb Socket 21. Spots 22. Stop Smoking Now 23. Techno-Technology 24. These Chord Changes 25. Were You Thinking 26. Your Music's Too Loud Album Lyrics: Words Of Cheese & Other Parrot Trees Art Paul Schlosser "Words Of Cheese & Other Parrot Trees" 1. (a Cheese That's Real) Not Fade Away 2. A Day In Life 3. A Hole In The Bottom Of My Shoe 4. Cheddar Cheese 5. Eat Cheese Do 6. Either Night Before Xmas Or Day After I Got Paid Still Getting Drunk 7. Go Tell It On The Swingset 8. Have Yourself A Dairy Little Christmas 9. I Want To Hold Your Toe 10. I Want To Shop Forever 11. I'll Be A Gnome For Christmas 12. I'm A Cheese Head 13. Internet 14. Knocking On My Own Door 15. Let's Eat Cheese Mama 16. Light My Cheese 17. Mary Had A Big Lamb 18. Owwwwwwwwwww! My Head Hurts 19. Sing Us A Song You're The Guitar Dude 20. Sleighride 21. Smelt 22. Wild Kazoo Thing 23. Words Of Cheese 24. You Are A Bum Modern version