Art Paul Schlosser

699 songs across 25 album sections.

Be My Valentine

1. 4
2. 4 Again
3. 5
4. Ain't It Great
5. At The Elvis Concert
6. Be My Valentine
7. Beach Old Lady
8. Beach Old Lady Revisited
9. Cat/horse Joke
10. Commercial
11. Get The Lord Known (In Your Heart,Yeah)
12. I Like My Mother
13. I'm Blue
14. Kum Ba Ya
15. Letz Danze
16. Never Grow Up
17. O'when The Saints (Go Marching In)
18. Ordinary Blues
19. Please Mr Policeman
20. Red Hat Blues
21. Rosy The Vampira
22. Scary Techno Song #5006
23. Setting Off The Alarm
24. She's A Slow Walker
25. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
26. Sound Bite
27. Sound Bite II
28. Sound Bite III
29. The Filler Song
30. The Grocery Store Incident
31. The Robbery
32. Yeah
33. Yes-You Caught Me
34. You Can Leave
35. You're Gonna Die

Do You Want To Walk On Water

1. A Few Words About Jesus
2. Chilly Winds That Blow From Up North
3. Do You Want To Walk On Water
4. Eat Nutritiously
5. End Times Poetry
6. Farther Along
7. He Died On A Cross For Me
8. He Is Coming
9. Help Me Have More Compassion Lord
10. Help Me Trust You Lord
11. His Grace Is Sufficient For You
12. I Love You Said She
13. I've Got A Reason To Live
14. It's Jesus In Me
15. Jesus Blues
16. Jesus Is My Savior
17. Jesus Is My Valentine
18. Jesus Loves Me This I Know
19. Love & Be Kind
20. Magnify The Lord With All Your Heart
21. Make A Joyful Noise
22. My Sheep Follow Me
23. One Song Jesus
24. Praise The Lord
25. Ride His Joyful Ride
26. Sometimes A Man He Don't Get What He Wants
27. The Airplane Story
28. The Harp Player
29. The Harp Player Again
30. The King Is Coming
31. The Kingdom Of God First
32. The Lord Rap
33. The Playground Of The King
34. There's Jazz Around The Corner
35. They Thought He Was A Wiseman
36. Wait Patiently
37. When Is Jesus Coming
38. You're Empty Inside

F.A.W.M. (February Album Writing Month) [2008]

1. Cat's Making Noises
2. Coming To Your Town
3. Gary
4. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food
5. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food II
6. Invisible Blues
7. It's A Snow Day!
8. It's February Album Writing Month
9. Oh For One More Visit With My Aunt And Uncles On The Farm
10. Put Some Cheese On It
11. Start Over
12. The Cooking Song
13. The End Is The Beginning
14. The Turtle Rabbit Dilemma
15. There's Too Many Too Many Too Many Good Meal Blues
16. Vitamin C
17. Writer's Block
18. You've Got To Have Some Butter

Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy

1. 30 Over The Edge At 29
2. Acappella
3. Alice
4. Bye Bye Ba-Baby
5. C.A.R.E.
6. Christine - Kristine
7. F.R.I.E.N.D.
8. God Is Great
9. Happy Birthday
10. Happy New Year
11. He Recycles Cans
12. Hi, How Are You
13. I Will Come To The Wedding
14. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids
15. Infinite
16. Interesting
17. Jesus Is The Answer
18. Jesus Loves Cowboys Too
19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs
20. Larry Lightning
21. Lemonade
22. No Shoe Blues
23. Pollution Blues
24. Rock Of Salvation
25. Scream
26. Send Me A Kiss
27. Smile Be Happy
28. The Character Inside
29. The Elephant Song
30. There's A Bear In The Barn, Mrs. Jones .
31. Today's Dream
32. Vegetables

I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes

1. 3-6 Headed
2. 99-99
3. Confindently Sincerely Forever Goodbye (It's really:If you knew me)
4. Exaggeration
5. Greene
6. I Bet On The Packers
7. I Know
8. I Married An Irish Lassy
9. I Met A Snowwoman
10. Jesus Has Given Me You
11. Just a Pest(It's really: Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye)
12. Monument To Nothing
13. My Mother Is Reading A Book
14. My New Year's Resolution
15. Oh!
16. Roses Blood Red
17. Santa's In Jail
18. Spring
19. Super Duper Loud NOIZE
20. Taco Green Paste On Cardboard(Also includes: The Food is Really Cool)
21. The Food Is Cool(It's really Won't It Feel Good)
22. The Joy Of Snow
23. Train
24. Won't It Feel Good (It's really: Just a Pest)
25. You Better Watch This
26. You Don't Always Get What Your Due
27. You Don't Gotta Die
28. Your Car Is A Ufo

I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser

1. Are You Dumb Enough(To Be Her Man)
2. As Stars Come Out
3. Corp. Greed
4. Door Bell I
5. Door Bell II
6. Everytime You Go Away
7. Harmonica Broke
8. Have I Got A Real Good Deal For You
9. Heaven Rag
10. I Hate War
11. I Just Made It Up
12. I'm A Prince
13. I'm Happy You're Back
14. Madison
15. Please ! Don't Blow Me Up
16. Red Red Red-Blue Rain
17. She Is A Butterfly Of The Lord
18. She Keeps Coming Back, Coming Back
19. The Busy Day Begins
20. The Lord Is There
21. The Mark Of The Beast
22. Tuna Casserole Rag
23. Undertaker
24. Video Games
25. What!
26. You're Getting Wet

Leftovers [2008]

1. A,A7, & Am
2. Good Morning Good Morning
3. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
4. I've Been Working On The Railroad
5. It's Spring Time In Antarctica
6. Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
7. Let's Make Up Some Words
8. Mamas Don't Let Yourbabies Grow Up To Be Star Trek-Kiesorscifi Fanboys
9. Moving Days Song
10. Oh Susanna
11. Sing More/talk Less
12. Take Me Out Of The Army With Robert W. Monthey
13. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
14. The Cows At The Zoo
15. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
16. The Republican Song (Banjo Version)
17. The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
18. Walmart Sellout Song
19. You Are My Sunshine

Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment

1. 99-99 (Live At The Club De Wash)
2. Cheddar Cheese (Live At The Club De Wash)
3. Disco Cleopatra
4. Drink Milk Rap (Live At The Club De Wash)
5. European Girls (Live At The Club De Wash)
6. Hi, How Are You (Live At The Club De Wash)
7. I Bet On The Packers (Live At The Club De Wash)
8. I Want To Be Madonna (Live At The Club De Wash)
9. Jesus Took Away My Drugs (Live At The Club De Wash)
10. Maybe You Think We're Weird
11. Moo Moo Mania (Live At The Club De Wash)
12. My Bicycle (Live)
13. My Cat Was Taking A Bath (Live At The Club De Wash)
14. My Mom Is A Giraffe
15. No Shoe Blues (Live At Club Dewash)
16. Pink Pants (Live At The Club De Wash)
17. Pizza Growl
18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live At The Club De Wash)
19. Scream(Live At The Club DeWash)
20. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard (Live At The Club De Wash)
21. Why Blow The Place Up
22. Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie-O (Live At The Club De Wash)

Live At The Hog

1. 30 Over The Edge At 29 (Live)
2. A Dream Come True (Live)
3. Amazing Grace (Live)
4. Blowing In The Wind & Going Down The Road Feeling Good
5. Cow T-Shirt Jingle (Live)
6. Happy Birthday (Live)
7. Hi, How Are You (Live)
8. I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants
9. I Will Come To The Wedding (Live)
10. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids (Live)
11. I've Got The Blues (Live)
12. If It Could Be You
13. Intro & Oh Susanna
14. Larry Lightning (Live)
15. Lemonade(Live)
16. Love Me Do (With Kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine
17. No Shoe Blues (Live)
18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live)
19. Scream (Live)
20. The Latest Elvis Imitator (Live)
21. Vegetables (Live)
22. Waltz With Me Wanda (Live)
23. Worst Restaurant (Live)

Living In A Materialistic World

1. Congestion
2. Does This Sound Familiar
3. Heart Attach
4. Hope You Don't Get Divorced
5. Hurry! Stores Are Closing!
6. I'm On Your Radio
7. I'm Text Messaging
8. I've Got A Guitar
9. Prom Date
10. She Is Talking On The Phone
11. Slap Jazz

My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs

1. A Flower Grew
2. Funky Funky
3. Garbage Rap
4. Hand Hand Shake Shake Shake
5. I Need You & You Need Me
6. I Want You To Marry Me
7. I've Got The Blues/then You've Got The Blues/more Of I've Got The Blue
8. Jesus Is The Joy When You've Got The Blues
9. Let's Go Throw The Frisbee
10. My Bicycle
11. My Daddy Wore A Raccoon Hat
12. Never Go On A Date With A Thief
13. Shortest & Even Shorter
14. Thorn In The Flesh
15. We Will Still Be Friends
16. Yippy Yippy Yippy Yippy-O

Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser

1. 1st Church Of Beatlemania
2. A Dream Come True(The Electric Keyboard Version)
3. Angeline (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
4. Darling I'm In Love, But
5. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)
6. Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
7. I Don't Want To Find Waldo(The Electric Keyboard Version)
8. I Like My Mother (The Electric Keyboard Version)
9. I'm Gonna Love You Forever
10. Letz Danze (Live From Wort 89.9 Fm)
11. Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy
12. Maybe You Think I'm Weird(The Electric Keyboard Version)
13. Misery Loves Company On Guitar
14. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(The Electric Keyboard Version)
15. Ode To Taylor Swift
16. Passing The Buck (With A Whistle)
17. Pink Pants (The Electric Keyboard Version)
18. Politics Sucks Blues (with juice harp)
19. Purple Bananas On The Moon(The Electric Keyboard Version)
20. Rock Of Salvation
21. Ron Dayne
22. Santa Claus Twist(Ukulele Style)
23. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
24. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
25. The One Chord Song (The Electric Keyboard Version)
26. Your Music's Too Loud (With An Electric Guitar)
27. A,A7, & Am
28. Good Morning Good Morning
29. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
30. I've Been Working On The Railroad
31. It's Spring Time In Antarctica
32. Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
33. Moving Days Song
34. Sing More/talk Less
35. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
36. The Cows At The Zoo
37. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
38. The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
39. Brett Favre
40. Buy Her A Flower
41. Call On Jesus feat. Brother Michael
42. Does Your Bed Post Lose It's Flavor
43. Generic Sports Team Song
44. Google
45. Kiss Me I'm Not Irish
46. Popcorn
47. She's A Gangster
48. Show Me Your Crazy Legs
49. The Bob Song
50. The World Isn't Gonna End Instantly
51. Up The Ladder Down
52. White Shirt
53. You're Pretty When You're Wet
54. Your Brain
55. U're The Best
56. 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster
57. 9 Ladies That Rhyme
58. Are You A Werewolf
59. Get Excited (Feat. Ted Knowle & Christy Martinson)
60. I Bet You've Got A Smile
61. I Don't Want A Gun
62. I Like Them All
63. I Like Your Dress
64. I Like Your Hat
65. I Love Jesus
66. I Love U (Version X)
67. I Want To See Your Tattoo
68. I'm A Caveman Baby
69. No Woman No Fries
70. Read A Book
71. Revolution Dance
72. Rn't You Glad
73. Scott Walker Is A Pirate
74. Scott Walker Loves You
75. Sharks
76. Sprinkles On My Donut
77. Testify
78. The Last Track
79. We Need A Government With Love
80. Donald Driver
81. I Don't Care
82. Tiger Woods

Reinventing Myself

1. A Dream Come True
2. Bless The Lord Always
3. Christian - Kristine(The Electric Keyboard Version)
4. Church Bell Lametation No. 1
5. Have A Peanut Buttersandwich
6. Hey Let's Talk
7. Hi Low
8. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy(The Electric Keyboard Version)
9. I Can't Breath No More
10. I Want To Be Madonna (The Electric Keyboard Version)
11. I'm Not Living For My Funeral
12. Intro To: I'm Not Living For My Funeral
13. Intro To: Keep Going
14. Intro To: Why Should The Poor Always Play Free
15. Is That Linda
16. John Chapter 8
17. Keep Going
18. My Grace Is Sufficient For You
19. My Horse Only Came In Show
20. Reinventing Myself
21. Smokin' Blues
22. Tail Tale
23. The Traffic's Really Bad Here
24. The Whispering Song
25. They're Coming To Get You
26. W.W.J.D.
27. Why Should The Poor Always Play Free

Scum Always Rises To The Top

1. A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
2. Amazing Grace
3. Are You Over Me
4. Are You Ready
5. Different
6. Everybody's Doing It
7. Hungry Man Blues
8. Hymn 1001
9. I Don't Want To Buy
10. I'm Not Begging
11. In The Silence Of The Room
12. Interesting No. 3
13. Intro To A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
14. Intro To I Don't Want To Buy
15. It Takes A Whole World
16. Marilyn
17. My Pit Bull
18. Praise The Lord And Be Confident
19. Scum Always Rises At The Top
20. So What/You're Dead
21. Space Poem
22. Thank You for Your Critism
23. That's The Time To Talk
24. The Movie Is Over
25. The Parade Is Coming
26. Weather Man
27. What Are You Doing For The Lord
28. Why
29. Woman Blues
30. Yeah She'll Be My Honey
31. You Are A Rose
32. You Make Me Laugh
33. You Never Call Me Up

Smile, Youre On Kandid Kamera

1. Amazing Grace(Jazz style with 7th chords added)
2. Are You A Tree Killer
3. Bass Song
4. Everybody
5. Go ! Badgers Go !
6. God Is Watching You
7. I Got Dumped
8. I Heard You Just Had A Baby
9. I Love You
10. I Love You II
11. Mary Had A Little Lamb
12. Mocking Bird
13. Oh Mac Donald (With A Talking Dog)
14. Ron Dayne
15. She Wore Black
16. Smile You're On Kandid Kamera
17. The Back Street Boys(I Want To Kill Them)
18. The Imagination Factory
19. The Times They Are Changing Back
20. We Say I Love You
21. You've Got To Have A Koke
22. Your Life Is A Circle

Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered

1. Adam On The Juice Harp
2. Advice
3. Do You Wonder
4. Elvis Burger Joke
5. Hollywood Bell
6. I Don't Want To Be Cool
7. I Saw Her
8. I'm Glad We're Through(With A Rhythm Instrument Added)
9. I've Got The Blues(With Drums Added)
10. If I Kissed You
11. In Her Name With Love
12. Jesus Is The Joy If You Got The Blues (With Back Up Singing)
13. Just 3 Words
14. My Girl Friends So Old
15. My Rocking Chair Has No Arms Blues
16. Salesman
17. Scream! Live On Wort 89.9 Fm
18. She's So Cute
19. Slapple
20. Sound Check Song
21. Tom Dooley
22. You Don't Gotta
23. You're The Only Dandelion In My Whole World Live On Wort 89.9 Fm

Songs I Recorded On The Phone

1. 2 Seasons
2. Blue Grass
3. Car Won't Start (Regular Phone)
4. Car Won't Start (Speaker Phone)
5. Cheesie Valentine
6. Chocolate
7. Chocolate Candy
8. Forever & Forever Amen
9. Get The New Sappy Crooner Cd!
10. Halloween
11. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul Elvis Version)
12. Hey Hey I'm Not The Monkees
13. I Found A Costume I
14. I Found A Costume II
15. I Like Peace
16. I Praise The Lord Everyday
17. I Wanna Give You A Kiss (With Simon Peter)
18. I'm Floating My Boat By Simon Peter Schlosser
19. I've Got A Guitar I
20. I've Got A Guitar II
21. I've Got A Guitar III
22. I've Got A Guitar IV
23. I've Got A Superman T-Shirt
24. Knock Knock Joke 2
25. Knock Knock Joke I
26. Martin Luther King
27. Merry Christmas From Simon Peter
28. Merry Christmas Ya Ya Ya
29. Night Mirror (Regular Phone)
30. Night Mirror (Speaker Phone)
31. Plaid Christmas
32. Simon Peter Simon Peter
33. The Computer Is Thinking
34. Your Love Is The Sound Click In My Heart

The Abcs Of Art Paul Schlossers World

1. Another Folk Song On The Radio
2. Body Odor Blues
3. Cow Pie
4. D
5. Eating Cheese
6. Free Bird
7. Generic Dedication Song
8. Hurry Up And Wait
9. Intro: Warning
10. Irs Is Coming To Town
11. Jukebox
12. Kazoo Boy
13. Let's Loiter
14. My Baby
15. No Beer At The Bar
16. On The Right
17. Play Something Special
18. Quiet
19. Rudolph The Robot
20. She's The Only Dandelion In My Whole World
21. This Is The Buddy Song
22. U're The Only U That U've Got
23. Vacuum Rap
24. Want To Be A Librarian
25. X-Mas Morgue
26. Yawning
27. Z Instrumental

The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser

1. A News Bulletin
2. Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
3. Are You Gullible
4. Choke Soda
5. Corn Joke
6. Dead Skunk Perfume
7. Drink Milk Rap
8. Girlfriend With A Car
9. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
10. I Don't Want To Find Waldo
11. I Want A Date With The Menards Lady
12. I Want To Be Madonna
13. In The Cheap Rent District
14. Infinity
15. Just A Noise
16. Just A Pest
17. Kermit The Frog Aftershave
18. Klone Radio Station
19. Krud Radio Station
20. Maybe You Think I'm Weird
21. My Cat Was Taking A Bath
22. My Name Is Art
23. One Note
24. Pink Pants
25. Purple Bananas On The Moon
26. Santa Claus Twist
27. Santa Is Elvis
28. Scratch In The Record
29. Swatting A Fly
30. Thanksgiving Stuffing
31. The 1st Church Of Beatlemania
32. The Christmas Book Club
33. The Cow T-Shirt Jingle
34. The End
35. The Latest Elvis Imitator
36. The One Chord Song
37. The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote
38. The Worst Restaurant
39. They Won't Play This On Country Western Radio
40. This One's Even Shorter
41. Top 10 Reasons
42. Waltz With Me Wanda
43. Weird Radio Station
44. What Radio Station
45. 5

The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)

1. Brainwashed !

They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio

1. 10 O'clock News
2. 2nd Coming Boogie
3. 3 Note Song
4. Angeline
5. Boyfriend's Mean(Ukulele Style)
6. Bye Bye Ba-Baby(Ukulele Style)
7. Heavy Metal Ukelele
8. Hi, How Are You(Ukulele Style)
9. I Like My Mother / Cockles And Mussels
10. I'm Just Another Lost Island In The Sea
11. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(Ukulele Style)
12. Neither Either, Or Nor
13. No One Recognizes Me Anymore
14. Purple Bananas (On The Moon)(Ukulele Style)
15. Red River Valley
16. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken
17. Silent Night I
18. Skip To My Lou
19. Tom Dooley I, Tom Dooley II
20. Venison Christmas / Silent Night II

Untitled I And Untitled II

1. 13 Reasons
2. A Bit Of Logic
3. A Poet I Am
4. About Things
5. At The 400 Bar
6. Ban The Klan
7. Because Of Jesus
8. Colors By Voice
9. Confession Of A Pinball Addict/non Alcoholic Dance Floor
10. Darling Darlene
11. Deception
12. Detox
13. European Girls
14. Hand Guns Illegal
15. Health News
16. High Low Guitar Version
17. I Am Me
18. I Don't Like To Argue
19. I Don't Really Know
20. I'm A Clutz
21. If I Must Die
22. Interesting No. 2
23. Is He For Real
24. Just For You
25. Kiss Me Darling (I've Got Aids)
26. Let's Pick Up The Pieces Again
27. Life Is Grand
28. Now That The War Is Over
29. Our Flag
30. Our Roof Leaks
31. This Brain I've Got
32. Time Goes So Fast
33. Trash Blues
34. We Don't Have To Have Sex
35. We Took A Pole
36. You Got To Be Cracked
37. Your Love & Friendship

Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

1. Baby
2. Be My Friend
3. Big Toes
4. Blunt
5. Boyfriend's Mean
6. Cheap Romance
7. Darling I'm In Love But!
8. Free Speech
9. How Do You Like My Pet
10. I Don't Have To Swear
11. I'm Blue Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo
12. In An Echo Of A Moment
13. It's Hell
14. John Chapter 9
15. Kurt Cobain
16. Love, Love, Love
17. Misery Loves Company
18. Needs More Money
19. Pizza
20. Police Rap
21. Punk Rock In The White House
22. Techno Ravioli
23. That's Right
24. The Sky Is Dead
25. The Worst Pie
26. There's Still Hope
27. Venison Christmas
28. Vote For Me, It's A Joke Again
29. Vote For Me/It's A Joke
30. You Draw Snakes Your Way, And I'll Draw Them My Way

Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health

1. Cabinet Making And Tying Your Shoes
2. Country Western Music
3. Dairy Farming On Mars
4. Don't Paint My Blues Blue
5. Going Down The Road Feeling Good
6. Help Me Help Me Jesus
7. Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob
8. Human Guinea Pig
9. I Hate Doing Dishes
10. I Hate Waiting In Line
11. I'm Glad It Was You
12. I'm Glad We're Through (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
13. Junk Mail
14. More Than You Know
15. Our Gardens In The Hall
16. Passing The Buck
17. Pirates
18. Politics Sucks Blues
19. Rejoice Blues
20. Screw My Head In A Light Bulb Socket
21. Spots
22. Stop Smoking Now
23. Techno-Technology
24. These Chord Changes
25. Were You Thinking
26. Your Music's Too Loud

Words Of Cheese & Other Parrot Trees

1. (a Cheese That's Real) Not Fade Away
2. A Day In Life
3. A Hole In The Bottom Of My Shoe
4. Cheddar Cheese
5. Eat Cheese Do
6. Either Night Before Xmas Or Day After I Got Paid Still Getting Drunk
7. Go Tell It On The Swingset
8. Have Yourself A Dairy Little Christmas
9. I Want To Hold Your Toe
10. I Want To Shop Forever
11. I'll Be A Gnome For Christmas
12. I'm A Cheese Head
13. Internet
14. Knocking On My Own Door
15. Let's Eat Cheese Mama
16. Light My Cheese
17. Mary Had A Big Lamb
18. Owwwwwwwwwww! My Head Hurts
19. Sing Us A Song You're The Guitar Dude
20. Sleighride
21. Smelt
22. Wild Kazoo Thing
23. Words Of Cheese
24. You Are A Bum